When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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