everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
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Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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