if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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