You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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