Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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