I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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