But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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