How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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