Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
