It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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