yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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