I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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