curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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