i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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