i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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