That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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