I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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