you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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