If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
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She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize