what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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