He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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