There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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