my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Randomize
