you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
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It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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