Yo dont text me then not text me
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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