There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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