feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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