The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
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I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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