Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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