I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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