Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
My vagina is officially offended.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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