I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
you would pick up someone in the library
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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