Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
