4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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