thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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