Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Dear god my vagina.
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