i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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