i always forget guys have bellybuttons
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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