i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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