I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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