Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
