You made me cry and you don't even care
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
The Olympian is in my bed
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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