He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
its not stalking. its research.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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