You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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