what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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