I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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