How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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