she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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