I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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