I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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