he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
