does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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