i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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