my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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