Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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