What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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