he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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